High-Profile Rich Kid
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---The Gene to my Tony---

Fandoms:
Iron Man: Armored Adventures
Middle Earth/LotR
Star Trek
(pre-reboot; mostly TOS)
The Avengers, MCU, Comics
Labyrinth
Firefly
Doctor Who
(Nine!)

tattooposer:

wait what

Tags:   ▫ OH SHIT ▫ SHOTS FIRED ▫ GODDAMN ▫ that is one HELL of a dash coincidence ▫ Spiderman ▫ Gwen Stacy ▫ comics ▫ Marvel ▫ fridging ▫ dash coincidences 

givenclarity:

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Ok but I think I ship this differently from most people… 

Tags:   ▫ i did not know this was a ship?? ▫ but hey what the hell ▫ I'm on board ▫ mostly because this art is TOO CUTE ▫ Tolkien fandom ur weird but ilu ▫ my people ▫ Sauron ▫ Melkor ▫ Middle Earth ▫ Tolkien 

gwnne:

my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other

so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date

Tags:   ▫ YES ▫ lesbian dwarf babes w/ beards???? ▫ yE S??? ?/ ? ▫ Y E S ▫ dwarves ▫ dwarf ladies ▫ beards ▫ art 

gloomthkin:

cinnamon-anemone:

simonjadis:

cinnamon-anemone:

gloomthkin:

every time tony says ‘gene’ instead if ‘the mandarin’ in season two, my heart breaks a little more

I cry every time tony says ‘gene’ instead of ‘the mandarin’, and I also cry every time tony says ‘the mandarin’ instead of ‘gene’

basically i am always crying about s2

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I ALSO CRY ABOUT SEASON 1 OKAY

I CRY ABOUT THIS WHOLE SHOW ALL DAY EVERY DAY, MY TEARS HAVE FORMED A SMALL OCEAN AROUND MY HOUSE AND NOW I LIVE ON AN ISLAND OF SADNESS AND PAIN

we really need a season three where gene is a superhero in Ulaan Baator but he has to come back to new york to help tony fight some big bad and they finally actually talk about everything instead of being the emotionally constipated fools they usually are

gene as the patron superhero of mongolia

heLP i ne ED IT

Tags:   ▫ help ▫ oh no ▫ i am having such emotion ▫ ohhhhh noooooooooooo ▫ s3 plz ▫ plz give it to us ▫ IMAA ▫ Armored Adventures ▫ IM:AA ▫ Iron Man: Armored Adventures ▫ Iron Man Armored Adventures 

simonjadis:

cinnamon-anemone:

gloomthkin:

every time tony says ‘gene’ instead if ‘the mandarin’ in season two, my heart breaks a little more

I cry every time tony says ‘gene’ instead of ‘the mandarin’, and I also cry every time tony says ‘the mandarin’ instead of ‘gene’

basically i am always crying about s2

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I ALSO CRY ABOUT SEASON 1 OKAY

I CRY ABOUT THIS WHOLE SHOW ALL DAY EVERY DAY, MY TEARS HAVE FORMED A SMALL OCEAN AROUND MY HOUSE AND NOW I LIVE ON AN ISLAND OF SADNESS AND PAIN

Tags:   ▫ /agonized howling ▫ about this show and all these damaged children ▫ and also about the fact that we will neVER GET SEASON 3 ▫ /lies down and cries some more ▫ IMAA ▫ Armored Adventures ▫ IM:AA ▫ Iron Man: Armored Adventures ▫ Iron Man Armored Adventures 

therobins:

The haircut before the dye

hOLY SHIT DUDE THAT IS A BAMMIN’ SLAMMIN’ HAIRCUT AND I AM MEGA JEALOUS

Tags:   ▫ !!!!!! ▫ HAIR ▫ lazlo ▫ /quietly saves these for haircut reference/ 

mooncleric:

milesmorale:

Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out

THIS UPSETS ME

Tags:   ▫ nO ▫ how about u stahp ▫ Harry Potter ▫ Draco Malfoy ▫ Lucius Malfoy ▫ boggarts ▫ emotional abuse ▫ terrible parenting 

therobins:

Learning cords instead if just strumming

CUTE FRIENDS DOING COOL THINGS

Tags:   ▫ LAZLO ▫ my friends are the best everybody else be jealous ▫ i am very impressed because I only sing and play the trumpet and stringed instruments are a mystery to me ▫ so many strings ▫ and you have to use both hands?? ▫ to finger stuff? ▫ so complicate omg 

wild-abyss:

Rhodey and Tony teaming up to lift Thor’s hammer was all I needed from Age of Ultron trailer.

Tags:   ▫ hahah yeah but what if that was a thing though ▫ like ▫ two people who couldn't lift it alone could lift it together ▫ like when you work together with the right people you all make each other better people than you are alone ▫ a whole greater than the sum of its parts ▫ you don't become worthy until you find those people whose love and respect and support MAKES you worthy ▫ help im having an emotion ▫ iM HAVING SUCH AN EMOTION OMG ▫ caN THIS BE A THING THO?? ▫ B/C LIKE? IN A TEAM-UP LIKE THE AVENGERS?? ▫ THIS IDEA IS ▫ SO IMPORTANT?? ? ?/? ▫ god i just have so many feelings about artifacts that measure worthiness and what that means ▫ and how there are different kinds of worthiness ▫ and worthiness to rule means a lot of things and not all of them are necessarily good or comfortable ▫ the best and most loving and selfless person in the world might not be 'worthy' of an artifact like mjolnir ▫ b/c the responsibility and power that that entails cannot always be compatible with love and mercy and kindness ▫ like the holy swords in the dresden files ▫ you can't use them to defend the ones you love no matter how true and pure that love is ▫ because that's not what the swords are for ▫ they're about trusting oneself to a greater power and a greater moral code ▫ which sometimes demands terrible personal sacrifice ▫ and compassion for those who you KNOW won't accept it and don't deserve it and will only use it to hurt you more ▫ because the swords aren't necessarily for protecting GOOD ▫ they're for protecting FREE WILL ▫ blah blah blah long feelingsdump tagspam about magical artifacts that require 'worthiness' to wield ▫ Age of Ultron ▫ The Avengers ▫ The Avengers: Age of Ultron ▫ Marvel 

timothydelaghetto:

amosanguis:

damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*

"dis booty"

so accurate

Tags:   ▫ accurate ▫ da booty ▫ I want the booty show me that booty gimmie the booty fine booty 

i-kool-kat:

WOW. OUU. WOWW. WOAH.oooOOOuuUUU. WOAW. WAAW.

Tags:   ▫ YES PLEASE ▫ I'LL TAKE TEN ▫ photography ▫ beautiful people 

everybodyilovedies:

oh my gosh the way chris reaches out and grabs RDJ’s hand and pulls him back the way he rubs his hands over his hsoudlers and neck RDJ CALLS HIM A FUCKING DORITO THEY’RE SO HAPPY AND SO WONDERFUL *SOB SOB SOB SOB*

Tags:   ▫ DORITO ▫ HE CALLS HIM DORITO ▫ WHAT HAS TUMBLR WROUGHT ▫ I'll tell you: something BEAUTIFUL ▫ RDJ ▫ Chris Evans ▫ MCU ▫ Captain Dorito 

hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

Tags:   ▫ the strandbeests are literally my favorite artworks of all time ▫ nothing will ever ▫ ever ▫ be more perfect than this art project ▫ this is it ▫ the pinnacle of everything I care about ▫ art ▫ sculpture ▫ kinetic art ▫ Strandbeests ▫ Theo Jansen 
draw high profile rich kids in #18

chatvert:

this is about five million years late because 1. i am garbage. 2. i am so rusty with a tablet. 3. i only have limited access to the photoshop computer. 4. i am garbage

but UH YEAH ENJOY THIS SHITTY BULLSHIT

/HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING

Tags:   ▫ loOK AT THIS ▫ LOOK AT IT ▫ High Profile Rich Kids ▫ Tony/Gene ▫ IMAA ▫ Armored Adventures ▫ IM:AA ▫ Iron Man: Armored Adventures ▫ Iron Man Armored Adventures ▫ chatvert ▫ fanart 

gloomthkin:

every time tony says ‘gene’ instead if ‘the mandarin’ in season two, my heart breaks a little more

I cry every time tony says ‘gene’ instead of ‘the mandarin’, and I also cry every time tony says ‘the mandarin’ instead of ‘gene’

basically i am always crying about s2

Tags:   ▫ it hurts so much ▫ you dumb baby loser boys ▫ why do you do this to each other ▫ IMAA ▫ Armored Adventures ▫ IM:AA ▫ Iron Man: Armored Adventures ▫ Iron Man Armored Adventures