Jun 01
So apparently in DC it is legal for women to be topless anywhere where men can be topless.
topless frisbee on the mall, anyone?
May 30 Reblogged
For him that stealeth, or borroweth and returneth not, this book from its owner…let it change into a serpent in his hand and rend him. Let him be struck with palsy, and all his members blasted. Let him languish in pain crying aloud for mercy, and let there be no surcease to his agony till he sing in dissolution. Let bookworms gnaw his entrails in token of the Worm that dieth not, and when at last he goeth to his final punishment, let the flames of Hell consume him forever.
A medieval-era monastic library’s curse against anyone who loses or steals a manuscript, as cited in The Swerve: How the World Became Modern by Stephen Greenblatt.
And you thought library fines could be bad…
(via thepinakes)
maybe if we inscribed this into all of our materials, we’d get most of them back.
(via inautumn-inkashmir)
May 30 Reblogged
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
You hear that, IAU? You made a planet cry, you heartless beasts. I hope you’re all pleased with yourselves.
He’s still a planet to me. (And others.)
PLUTO 4EVA
May 30 Reblogged
JJ AND PEGG DELIVER US FROM EVIL: Simon Pegg Says the STAR TREK 2 Villain Is Not Khan →
ontd comments say that he apparently said this too: “Think along the lines of Harry Mudd or Trelane or Gary Mitchell or the Talosians or the Horta. Actually it’s one of those that I named.”
prayer circle for trelane~
…And if it was Gary Mitchell, they wouldn’t even have to turn his eyes silver. :)
THE HORTA
May 30 Reblogged
Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?
Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?
We really need season 3 as soon as possible.
We should start renting ourselves out to other fandoms.
Got a tough problem you can’t solve? Hire a Sherlockian!
Nagging doubt about your favorite series? Hire a Sherlockian!
No question too insane; no detail too tiny to miss.WE ARE THE FANDOM THAT WAITED. And then got bored.
(chuckle) The world’s only consulting fandom.
THE WORLD’S ONLY CONSULTING FANDOM
*weeps*
(Source: heyitsbeccalynn)
May 19 Reblogged
HAHAHA, OH GOD XDLOL!!My dad put some Dr. Pepper in the freezer to chill it. Brbcrying.
PFFFT I GET IT
May 19 Reblogged

how the fuck no one tole me wonder woman got a black equally powerful sister named nubia?!
its settled. wonder woman is also black.
*bangs gavel*
This is why when people say that Wonder Woman can’t be Black I look at them like they just grew a unicorn head from their neck. Like, really? Gina Torres could EASILY play Wonder Woman. To say otherwise is to be mothafuckin’ obtuse! Sayin’……………
OH
MY
GOD
Gina Torres shouldn’t be cast as wonder woman… GINA TORRES IS WONDER WOMAN.
THIS IS MY HEADCANNON FOREVER
ALL OTHER CASTINGS ARE INCORRECT
THE END
May 19 Reblogged
I. Want. This. Ring.
18k gold Nine Planets ring with Meteorite and gemstones
This ring features a complete band of Gibeon Meteorite framed and mounted in an 18k gold band. The meteorite has been etched with nitric acid to reveal the characteristic patterns, or Widmanstatten figures, of iron meteorites, and set with 9 gemstones representing the planets of our Solar System. Mercury is represented by a rust colored Sapphire, Venus a golden Sapphire, Earth an irradiated blue Diamond, Mars a Ruby, Jupiter an Opal, Saturn a Cats Eye Chrysoberyl with an inlaid 24k gold ring, Uranus a green Sapphire, Neptune a blue Sapphire and Pluto a black Diamond. What really makes this ring special is that the band of meteorite spins independent of the gold ring, so when it is on, the planets rotate around the wearer’s finger. This ring weighs 26 grams, is 10 mm wide and is a size 11.5. It cannot be sized, but can be custom made in any size. There is also a narrower, 8.5 mm wide version available. The price of the ring is $4200.00 as shown, while the narrower version is $3600.00.
“What really makes this ring special is that the band of meteorite spins independent of the gold ring”
“What really makes this ring special is that the band of meteorite spins independent of the gold ring”
ARE YOU SERIOUS.
Bros, I can buy a spinning ring for fifty bucks from Sundance.
You are selling a ring stuffed full of ridiculous gemstones half of which I didn’t even know existed
gemstones which are stuck into METEORITE IRON
you are selling a ring fifty percent of which is METAL SPACE ROCK THAT WAS HURTLING THROUGH THE VAST INFINITY OF THE UNIVERSE UNTIL BLAZING THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE OF OUR PLANET AND CRASHING TO THE EARTH IN A FIERY EXPLOSION
you are selling a ring THAT IS
FROM
SPACE
and you are advertising its most exiting feature is that it spins?
May 19 Reblogged
Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.
I feel that this is relevant to our interests…
#relevant to everyone’s interests
(Source: thedandyunderworld)
May 19 Reblogged
true friendship is feeling comfortable talking about your deranged and potentially illegal fetishes

May 17 Reblogged

THIS IS THE CUTEST PICTURE ON THE INTERNET EVER FOR ALL TIME
EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS
(Source: avengers-stuff)














